Credits

HOSTED BY:
- Duke

ANNOUNCER:
- Nyanners

SPECIAL GUESTS:
- The Best Gamers
- ThePuppetPlayer

THE SECRET CLUB (In alphabetical order):
- Clamburger (Website Development)
- Cluey3 (3D Trophy Model)
- Dinotron (Stream Management)
- Ice (Head of Nominations)
- Lord Mandalore (Movie Theatre Intro)
- Nighthood (Getting It Off the Ground)
- Puyo (Writer, Clip, and Image Finder)
- Ryan Dell (Film Editing)
- Thorkell The Tall (Fucking Nothing)

INTERNS:
- Bl4cklisted (Nominee Images)
- Herr. Dr. Face Doctor (Logo Design)
- IPwnMidgets
- Segab
- Sishumi (Nominations, nominee clip finding)

CEREMONY CONTRIBUTIONS:
- Gattocake (Shazbotquest)
- SayYesToGigyas (Row Row Galo Power)
- Ponkblombers (Make Em Bleed)
- James Walker (Duke and Nyanners Animated Intro)
- Thorkell The Tall (Neptunia Finished Sort Of.mp4)
- NoFhisk (/v/GA Introduction Reel - Used for Credits)
- Lord Mandalore (Tortanic Movie Trailer, The Llama That Could)
- Ryan Dell (Winner and Nominee Videos, The Simpsons Watch The /v/GA’s, Funny 4chan Video Gam Skit, Professional Teabagging Montage, Reddit [360 (Noscope)] xXuPv0T3DXx, A whole bunch of other shit you have no idea)
- Anonymous (Titanic II, CWC Tribute, Video-2011-12-12-19-59-31.mp4, How 2 Draw Dragen King, Wurm Montage, To The Moon)

SPECIAL THANKS:
- /v/

Segments

0:00:00 Preshow
0:02:58 YEAH, GALO SENGEN
0:03:38 I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE
0:04:42 National Anthem
0:05:38 Opening Ceremony
0:07:40 HYPERBOLE AWARD for best trailer
0:12:15 SORT OF OK DEV AWARD for developer of the year
0:14:48 KARL MARX AWARD for most capitalistic publisher
0:18:50 ALRIGHT PUBLISHER AWARD for publisher of the year
0:22:55 HAMBURGER HELPER AWARD for terrible writing
0:27:36 PLANESCAPE AWARD for great writing
0:30:08 BLUNDER OF THE YEAR for setting a new standard for failure
0:34:43 PRESS X TO WIN THE AWARD for most awful gameplay
0:37:36 "ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN" AWARD for best gameplay
0:41:27 SCRUB OF THE YEAR AWARD for dirtiest little scrub
0:46:57 REHASH AWARD for least improved sequel
00:49:53 REDDIT AWARD for most hated fanbase this year
0:53:15 AUDIOPHILE AWARD for best sound
0:55:25 EARGASM AWARD for best soundtrack
0:58:19 TEABAGGING AWARD for worst video game related event
1:02:50 "MY EYES ARE BLEEDING" AWARD for worst graphics
1:07:24 STYLISH AESTHETICS AWARD for best aesthetics / art style
1:09:48 GRAFICS CAT AWARD for best technical graphics
1:14:06 ACTIVISION AWARD for crimes against gaming
1:17:24 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. AWARD for least convincing voice acting
1:22:02 GOLDEN VOICE AWARD for best voice actor / voice actress
1:25:34 BEST VOICE ACTING AWARD for best general voice acting in a game
1:28:20 MOST INTERESTING NEW IP for the IP we want to see more of
1:32:21 MOST HATED GAME OF THE YEAR for the game /v/ hated the most
1:34:56 LEAST HATED GAME OF THE YEAR for the game /v/ hated the least
1:39:14 Closing Ceremony / Credits
1:42:01 VY CANIS MAJORIS AWARD for fattest developer
1:43:08 NEXT TIME

Shotlist

Who won the 2011 Vidya Gaem Awards?

Least Hated Game of the Year: Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Most Hated Game of the Year: Dragon Age 2
Sort of OK Dev Award: Valve Corporation
Karl Marx Award: Activision
Alright Publisher Award: Valve Corporation
"My Eyes are Bleeding" Award: Minecraft
Stylish Aesthetics Award: Bastion
Grafics Cat Award: Battlefield 3
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Award: Star Wars: The Old Republic
Golden Voice Award: Stephen Merchant
Best Voice Acting Award: Portal 2
Hamburger Helper Award: Dragon Age 2
Planescape Award: Portal 2
Press X to Win the Award: Dragon Age 2
"Actually Kind of Fun" Award: Dark Souls
Rehash Award: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Hyperbole Award: Dead Island
Reddit Award: Biodrones
Teabagging Award: Spike Video Game Awards
Blunder of the Year: Duke Nukem Forever
Scrub of the Year Award: Justine "iJustine" Ezarik
Most Interesting New IP: Bastion
Audiophile Award: Battlefield 3
Eargasm Award: Bastion
Activision Award: EA's Origin
VY Canis Majoris Award: Gabe Newell 3 (his eyes)